maintainers: remove endocrimes

My original commit was somewhat more tongue in cheek, but I think this
time I'm going to be honest, rather than hiding behind humor.

I'm angry that we as a community have reached a point where we're
falling apart because people would rather accept sealioning and bad
faith arguments that belong in a 2002 mailing list, not a 2024 software
community.

Every time I dare come back to the Nix community as a more active
contributor it feels like we have a fresh wave of controversy that we
don't ever heal from, everyone just moves on, more tired, and more
broken than before. And now it's crossed a line.

I'm out.

I hope the community decides to actually try and heal. Tolerating the intolerant
for too long has consequences - and the [paradox
of tolerance](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance) has
come to its natural conclusion here.

If it does heal, I'll be back with a vengeance, because it turns out replacing
Nix is hard - emotionally and technically, and I'll miss it.

~Danielle

(this commit+PR are not a place for useless debates.)

2 files changed, 2 insertions, 2 deletions

diff --git a/pkgs/servers/bindle/default.nix b/pkgs/servers/bindle/default.nix
index 1544a70e98fb4..9c0920ee3a0c5 100644
--- a/pkgs/servers/bindle/default.nix
+++ b/pkgs/servers/bindle/default.nix
@@ -32,7 +32,7 @@ rustPlatform.buildRustPackage rec {
     description = "Bindle: Aggregate Object Storage";
     homepage = "https://github.com/deislabs/bindle";
     license = licenses.asl20;
-    maintainers = with maintainers; [ endocrimes ];
+    maintainers = with maintainers; [ ];
     platforms = platforms.unix;
   };
 }
diff --git a/pkgs/servers/etcd/3.5/default.nix b/pkgs/servers/etcd/3.5/default.nix
index 2cd6cdefcb8c0..a837ae4713ca1 100644
--- a/pkgs/servers/etcd/3.5/default.nix
+++ b/pkgs/servers/etcd/3.5/default.nix
@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@ let
     description = "Distributed reliable key-value store for the most critical data of a distributed system";
     license = licenses.asl20;
     homepage = "https://etcd.io/";
-    maintainers = with maintainers; [ endocrimes offline superherointj ];
+    maintainers = with maintainers; [ offline superherointj ];
     platforms = platforms.darwin ++ platforms.linux;
   };