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diff --git a/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix b/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix new file mode 100644 index 00000000..95e6f2ca --- /dev/null +++ b/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ +{ jsJquery, cssNormalize, cssMain, id_txt, cv_pdf }: +'' +<!DOCTYPE html> +<html> + <head> + <meta charset="utf-8"> + <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge"> + <title>Profpatsch’s Lair</title> + <meta name="description" content="Oh the things you’ll see …"> + <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1"> + + <link rel="stylesheet" href="${cssNormalize}"> + <link rel="stylesheet" href="${cssMain}"> + + <script src="${jsJquery}"></script> + </head> + <body> + + <header id="title"> + <h1>Profpatsch</h1> + <h2> + <script> + talkies = [ + { talk: "Oh the things you’ll see …" }, + { talk: "I’ll manage." }, + { talk: "Spurdo Spärde sprölölö", + hover: "bydon xDDDD" }, + { talk: "Where is Jessica Hyde?" }, + { talk: "Wie talkst du eigentlich?", + hover: "Du Splasher" }, + { talk: "See you Space Cowboy", + hover: "bang", + link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juxjTAqB9Fs" }, + { talk: "STACKENBLOCKEN", + hover: "21:45", + link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wd78jMHDk" }, + { talk: "Don’t lose your waaaaaaay", + hover: "I haven’t actually seen KlK …" }, + { talk: "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM", + hover: "Let me tell you a story about my past …" }, + { talk: "Ich zähl bis zehn und mach die Augen wieder auf", + hover: "Rivo Drei – Von Vorne" }, + { talk: "It’s so ironic when your makeup runs", + hover: "blackest_eyes& trains& sound_of_muzak& prodigal" }, + { talk: "It’s time now, my time now. Give me my, give me my wings", + hover: "Should you see your Maker’s face tonight // Look ’em in the eye, look ’em in the eye // And tell ’em // Never lived a lie, never took a life // But surely saved one // Hallelluja // It’s time for you to bring me home", + link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ajx-ABtbVM" + }, + { talk: "{-# LANGUAGE ImplicitProtolude #-}" }, + { talk: "overfull hbox" } + ]; + var talkie = talkies[Math.floor(Math.random()*talkies.length)]; + var elem = null; + var title = ""; + if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("hover")) { title = 'title="'+talkie.hover+'"'; } + if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("link")) { + elem = function(content, attrs) { + return '<a href="'+talkie.link+'" '+attrs+' >'+content+'</a>'; + }; + } else { + elem = function(content, attrs) { + return '<span '+attrs+'>'+content+'</span>'; + }; + } + $('#title h2').append(elem(talkie.talk, title)); + </script> + <noscript> + Oh the things you’ll see … + </noscript> + </h2> + <hr /> + </header> + + <main> + <p id="codeblock"> + <a href="${id_txt}">id.txt</a><br> + <a href="${cv_pdf}">CV</a> + </p> + + <p>Hey there. Seems like you landed on my webpage.</p> + + <p>Well, more like a simple HTML page. But that’s fine for the moment, since I don’t use it as a web presence yet. + I may when I finally write those articles I have in mind, but for now you are stuck with this.</p> + + <p>That’s not a problem, though, since other people do a lot better job at designing these. For example the folks at Youtube, StackExchange or Github.</p> + + <p>If you are searching for a skilled programmer to do some work for you, <a href="${cv_pdf}">look no further</a>. + In case you want to know what I do in my free time, you can <a href="https://twitter.com/Profpatsch/">follow me on Twitter</a>.</p> + <p>On another note, you can find me practically everywhere under my nick (Github, G+, several mailinglists, SO, &c.) + + <p>There you go. Cya!</p> + </main> + </body> +</html> +'' |