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diff --git a/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix b/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix index 53381a05..c87190d9 100644 --- a/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix +++ b/pkgs/profpatsch/profpatsch.de/index.html.nix @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -{ jsJquery +{ jsJquery, jsTalkies , cssNormalize, cssMain , id_txt, cv_pdf , fontsQuattrocentoLatin, fontsOpenSansLatin @@ -21,6 +21,7 @@ <link rel="icon" href="data:,"> <link rel="preload" href="${jsJquery}" as="script"> + <link rel="preload" href="${jsTalkies}" as="script"> <link rel="preload" href="${cssNormalize}" as="style"> <link rel="preload" href="${cssMain}" as="style"> <!-- TODO: the font type is a magic string here --> @@ -31,6 +32,7 @@ <link rel="stylesheet" href="${cssMain}"> <!-- TODO: get rid of jquery --> + <script src="${jsTalkies}"></script> <script src="${jsJquery}"></script> </head> <body> @@ -39,49 +41,7 @@ <h1>Profpatsch</h1> <h2> <script> - talkies = [ - { talk: "Oh the things you’ll see …" }, - { talk: "I’ll manage." }, - { talk: "Spurdo Spärde sprölölö", - hover: "bydon xDDDD" }, - { talk: "Where is Jessica Hyde?" }, - { talk: "Wie talkst du eigentlich?", - hover: "Du Splasher" }, - { talk: "See you Space Cowboy", - hover: "bang", - link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juxjTAqB9Fs" }, - { talk: "STACKENBLOCKEN", - hover: "21:45", - link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wd78jMHDk" }, - { talk: "Don’t lose your waaaaaaay", - hover: "I haven’t actually seen KlK …" }, - { talk: "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM", - hover: "Let me tell you a story about my past …" }, - { talk: "Ich zähl bis zehn und mach die Augen wieder auf", - hover: "Rivo Drei – Von Vorne" }, - { talk: "It’s so ironic when your makeup runs", - hover: "blackest_eyes& trains& sound_of_muzak& prodigal" }, - { talk: "It’s time now, my time now. Give me my, give me my wings", - hover: "Should you see your Maker’s face tonight // Look ’em in the eye, look ’em in the eye // And tell ’em // Never lived a lie, never took a life // But surely saved one // Hallelluja // It’s time for you to bring me home", - link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ajx-ABtbVM" - }, - { talk: "{-# LANGUAGE ImplicitProtolude #-}" }, - { talk: "overfull hbox" } - ]; - var talkie = talkies[Math.floor(Math.random()*talkies.length)]; - var elem = null; - var title = ""; - if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("hover")) { title = 'title="'+talkie.hover+'"'; } - if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("link")) { - elem = function(content, attrs) { - return '<a href="'+talkie.link+'" '+attrs+' >'+content+'</a>'; - }; - } else { - elem = function(content, attrs) { - return '<span '+attrs+'>'+content+'</span>'; - }; - } - $('#title h2').append(elem(talkie.talk, title)); + appendTalkies($('#title h2')); </script> <noscript> Oh the things you’ll see … |