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{ jsJquery
, cssNormalize, cssMain
, id_txt, cv_pdf
, fontsQuattrocentoLatin, fontsOpenSansLatin
}:
''
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<title>Profpatsch’s Lair</title>
<meta name="description" content="Oh the things you’ll see …">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1">
<!--
prevent favicon request, based on answers in
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1321878/how-to-prevent-favicon-ico-requests
TODO: create favicon
-->
<link rel="icon" href="data:,">
<link rel="preload" href="${jsJquery}" as="script">
<link rel="preload" href="${cssNormalize}" as="style">
<link rel="preload" href="${cssMain}" as="style">
<!-- TODO: the font type is a magic string here -->
<link rel="preload" href="${fontsQuattrocentoLatin}" as="font" type="font/woff2" crossorigin>
<link rel="preload" href="${fontsOpenSansLatin}" as="font" type="font/woff2" crossorigin>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="${cssNormalize}">
<link rel="stylesheet" href="${cssMain}">
<!-- TODO: get rid of jquery -->
<script src="${jsJquery}"></script>
</head>
<body>
<header id="title">
<h1>Profpatsch</h1>
<h2>
<script>
talkies = [
{ talk: "Oh the things you’ll see …" },
{ talk: "I’ll manage." },
{ talk: "Spurdo Spärde sprölölö",
hover: "bydon xDDDD" },
{ talk: "Where is Jessica Hyde?" },
{ talk: "Wie talkst du eigentlich?",
hover: "Du Splasher" },
{ talk: "See you Space Cowboy",
hover: "bang",
link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juxjTAqB9Fs" },
{ talk: "STACKENBLOCKEN",
hover: "21:45",
link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6wd78jMHDk" },
{ talk: "Don’t lose your waaaaaaay",
hover: "I haven’t actually seen KlK …" },
{ talk: "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM",
hover: "Let me tell you a story about my past …" },
{ talk: "Ich zähl bis zehn und mach die Augen wieder auf",
hover: "Rivo Drei – Von Vorne" },
{ talk: "It’s so ironic when your makeup runs",
hover: "blackest_eyes& trains& sound_of_muzak& prodigal" },
{ talk: "It’s time now, my time now. Give me my, give me my wings",
hover: "Should you see your Maker’s face tonight // Look ’em in the eye, look ’em in the eye // And tell ’em // Never lived a lie, never took a life // But surely saved one // Hallelluja // It’s time for you to bring me home",
link: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ajx-ABtbVM"
},
{ talk: "{-# LANGUAGE ImplicitProtolude #-}" },
{ talk: "overfull hbox" }
];
var talkie = talkies[Math.floor(Math.random()*talkies.length)];
var elem = null;
var title = "";
if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("hover")) { title = 'title="'+talkie.hover+'"'; }
if (talkie.hasOwnProperty("link")) {
elem = function(content, attrs) {
return '<a href="'+talkie.link+'" '+attrs+' >'+content+'</a>';
};
} else {
elem = function(content, attrs) {
return '<span '+attrs+'>'+content+'</span>';
};
}
$('#title h2').append(elem(talkie.talk, title));
</script>
<noscript>
Oh the things you’ll see …
</noscript>
</h2>
<hr />
</header>
<main>
<p id="codeblock">
<a href="${id_txt}">id.txt</a><br>
<a href="${cv_pdf}">CV</a>
</p>
<p>Hey there. Seems like you landed on my webpage.</p>
<p>Well, more like a simple HTML page. But that’s fine for the moment, since I don’t use it as a web presence yet.
I may when I finally write those articles I have in mind, but for now you are stuck with this.</p>
<p>That’s not a problem, though, since other people do a lot better job at designing these. For example the folks at Youtube, StackExchange or Github.</p>
<p>If you are searching for a skilled programmer to do some work for you, <a href="${cv_pdf}">look no further</a>.
In case you want to know what I do in my free time, you can <a href="https://twitter.com/Profpatsch/">follow me on Twitter</a>.</p>
<p>On another note, you can find me practically everywhere under my nick (Github, G+, several mailinglists, SO, &c.)
<p>There you go. Cya!</p>
</main>
</body>
</html>
''
|
